In the least inspiring news of the year, Mama Mia has broken the UK film box office record, taking in a disgusting £69.05m at cinemas since its release.
Let me just reiterate that. In the midst of a recession, more people have handed over their hard-earned cash than ever before, to see a film with the artistic merit of a brick, and which is about as enjoyable as being repeatedly hit in the face by one.
And unfortunately, if Hollywood can be relied upon for anything, it’s that it will cash-in with a sequel or four.
The solution? I suggest that the Mama Mia DVD should be laced with chemicals which would effectively neuter anyone buying it. Hopefully this might prevent such a travesty from ever happening again.
Harsh? Yes. Necessary? Absolutely.















