The much-anticipated Byron report has finally been released today, demanding a dramatic shake-up of game age-rating classifications, to bring it in line with the film industry.
Child psychologist Tanya Byron allegedly took a full six months, in between back-to-back sessions on her imported copy of Manhunt, to come up with the mind-blowing suggestion to essentially copy the BBFC rating system. Outstanding work.
The report also advocated the adoption of a cigarette-style warning system on game packaging, warning of inappropriate content, presumably including ‘bad voice acting – beware!’ and ‘caution – shoddy sell-out sequel may harm your intellect.’
With games are out of the way, expect detailed Government backed studies into other notorious child-affecting pastimes including kiss-chase, British bulldogs and blockey.















