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Films Reviews (By Enjoyment)

All other things aside, how did you feel for those two hours? Were you glued to your seat? Did the film speak to your soul? Was it upsetting, disappointing, or just plain boring? Were you even awake?

Marked out of 5.

Tropic Thunder

An unsubtle swipe at Hollywood vanity, Tropic Thunder is a war comedy that packs in as many star cameos and industry jokes as it possibly can


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Partition

In August 1947, as British rule was coming to an end, the British Indian Empire was divided into the Dominion of Pakistan and the Union of India.


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Gunnin’ For That #1 Spot

In the world of American high-school basketball, elitism isn’t a good thing – it’s the only thing.


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Incendiary

An eerie scent of death hangs around this adaptation of Chris Cleave’s controversial novel.


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Quantum of Solace

Top secret mission files from our 007 debrief.


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The Baader Meinhof Complex

Everything in the ’60s was sex. Music? Sex. Fashion? Sex. Cinema? Sex. Terrorism? Sex.


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Zack and Miri Make A Porno

Kevin Smith shows he’s lost no appetite for sex gags, buckets of swearing, and the romantic pairing of hairy chubby guys.


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Body of Lies

The deadliest weapons in the war on terror aren’t guns, grenades and tanks. They’re BlackBerrys, e-mails and satellites.


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Transporter 3

And so the Transporter money train (well, Audi A8) trundles on, just without the pace or panache of the original


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Lakeview Terrace

Lakeview Terrace treats racial tension as a neat excuse for yet another piss-weak thriller


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Patti Smith: Dream of Life

Jesus died for somebody’s sins… this film was one of them


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La Bohème

Despite director Robert Dornhelm’s assured hand, this film fails to capture the spirit of Puccini’s opera


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