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The Wolfman
February 12 2010
Joe Johnston
Starring Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, Emily Blunt
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Amidst a flurry of largely unsubstantiated online rumours about edit disputes and re-shoots, and a series of confirmed personnel changes, The Wolfman is finally unleashed, some 15 months after originally planned. It is a relatively faithful remake of the highly regarded 1941 film of the same name, and as such it is a classic, linear horror, with all of the requisite shock and gore. Benicio Del Toro not only acts in it but also serves as a producer, which goes some way to explaining the eccentric decision to cast an American of Puerto Rican descent as the son of an English nobleman.
The year is 1891 and Del Toro plays Lawrence Talbot, an actor living and working in America. He receives a letter from his brother’s fiancée Gwen (Emily Blunt, the female Victorian du jour), who informs him that her intended has vanished in mysterious circumstances. Talbot journeys back to his ancestral home in England where he becomes reacquainted with his father, Sir John Talbot, played by Anthony Hopkins. Once there, Lawrence begins an investigation into his brother’s disappearance that results in him being bitten and infected by a werewolf. And we all know what that means.
Lycanthropy has been popular in folklore for centuries, and the werewolf as bipedal humanoid has been seen regularly in horror films since its first appearance in 1935. So the struggle to contain the furry monster within is a well-trodden trope to which this film doesn’t add a great deal. However, the attitude of one of the afflicted – embrace the rage and ‘run free’ on bloodthirsty killing sprees – is more novel, and provides an entertaining climax.
The transformation of Del Toro into the eponymous Wolfman is well executed via a lot of graphic bone-crunching, skin-stretching and fur-sprouting, but the finished creature is a slightly uneasy marriage of up-to-the-minute CGI, which creaks when the thing moves apace on all fours, and rather more traditional monster make-up. The make-up, deftly created by Rick Baker, the man behind the design of An American Werewolf in London, is charming and a clear nod to the appearance of the original Lou Chaney Jr monster. Although unfortunately, it does bear more than a passing resemblance to Jim Carrey’s Grinch.
While the script is a little cliché-heavy, there are still strong performances to enjoy, notably from Hopkins and Hugo Weaving, who relishes every well-reasoned line he delivers as the fictionalised Inspector Aberline (the officer who investigated the Jack The Ripper murders). Emily Blunt’s role, however, is somewhat irrelevant, and the development of the relationship between her and Lawrence is rendered too slightly and thus left thoroughly unconvincing. That is a problem that runs throughout – the pacing is too breakneck and leaves a paucity of breathing room for pathos and reflection.
The Wolfman delivers plenty of scares and an abundance of eviscerations, but director Joe Johnston doesn’t take the film anywhere unexpected. He adheres too rigidly to the template of the original, where he might have been better advised to use it as mere inspiration.



















This review is very generous towards Anthony Hopkins who should be fucking ashamed of himself for this phoned in performance. Likewise del Toro – I hope all that money is making them feel better about themselves. Actually, I felt a bit sorry for Hugo Weaving, who clearly didn't get the 'hey, everybody, remember: we're not going to even try and act' memo, and actually wasted some screen time attempting to reprise his Agent Smith role before buckling under and giving up like everybody else. What a fucking load of a shit.
Written by Jimmy Hoffa on February 15th, 2010 at 11:09
Hopkins gave up a while ago. Pride is the vaguest memory of a forgotten dream. He may be the most over-rated actor ever to grace us with his conspiracy theories of media victimisation and his sometime ponytail/pseudo-messianic facial hair. Silence of the Lambs isn't even that good, that was twenty years ago, and he's done fuck all since apart from a couple of scenes near the start of a series of god awful movies, before picking up the cheque and laughing alone in his Hollywood mansion. They should set up an international crimes against cinema tribunal.
Written by George R on February 15th, 2010 at 11:43
"They should set up an international crimes against cinema tribunal."
Yep, and the punishnment: 30 days of having to watch Uptown Girls from sun-up to sun-down…
Written by Anton Bitel on February 15th, 2010 at 11:52